thread: Kiss Me!!¿

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    Kiss Me!!¿








    A very Beautiful woman was walking on the roof
    of a building and she fell down.

    On her way falling down, an American man catches her

    She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life;

    I'll do ANYTHING for you...
    The man says: 'Okay then,kiss me.'

    She says: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
    So he says:'FINE!' and he drops her down....

    So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man
    catches her in the air from his balcony

    She says:'Oh thank you, you saved me;
    I'll do anything that you ask...'

    The guy says: 'Fraulein, kiss me.'

    She replies: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!'
    So the man says: 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her down again.

    She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed
    one of those men and now she's going to die.

    Suddenly, a man catches the woman from his balcony,

    She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!'

    The man replies: 'Astaghfar Allah' and he drops her!!!!!!!!*
     

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    I liked that story thanks and keep it up
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    So funy Story dear
    So keep it up
    THANX
     

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    thx you

    ÇÍáì Ú*æä
     

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    nice story hihihihihi
    thanx
     

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    ohhhhhahahahahahahah

    hahahaha


    its really funny....


    what a stupid woman